Alright... break time is over. Drop your cocks and grab your socks because football is back, and so is The Bar. I can't explain how much I've missed this. The drama. The antics. The wins. The losses. Most importantly... the shit talk. There's already so much to dive into with college football: teams signing NFL players, government authorities infultrating the NCAA, conferences threatening to expel the hands that feed them, perennial powerhouses (allegedly) losing to the MAC,

The Browns hired Todd Monken. I’ve scoured the internet, and I can’t find a single person who liked any part of this hiring process. As a Bengals fan, it’s a blessing to be in a division with the Browns. Let’s take it from the top and unpack this train wreck. From the jump, firing Stefanski was probably a mistake—and arguably a favor to him. It’s never a good sign when the coach you fire immediately becomes the hottest name on the market. I don’t think a single person believe

https://x.com/GinoHard_/status/2014512070444687740?s=20 A lesson as old as time: stay in your lane. Oliver Moore just celebrated his 21st birthday by getting pummeled by a 6'3", 218-lb Russian. I mean, that’s how all 21st birthdays should end—being escorted out with a couple of cuts after a goofy tilt. Good on ya, Alexander Nikishin, for serving it to Moore there, because we have too many short kings in this world who think they can fight. Us big boys will always knock ’em